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UHM. | twenty | HILife.
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basedheisenberg:

Girls: “I didn’t come to Tinder for hookups.”

Me: image

purelyslytherin:

So this happened

laurathefatty:

#bisexualwhitegirlstexting in an attempt to shut down #straightwhiteboystexting

youreabitweird:

That’s what I like to see
ME ON TINDER

college-life-crisis:

69shadesofgray:

so close
Nerds are my people

smoochingfrogs:

So, I saw this guy on Tinder: 

image

Felt the need to engage. This happened:

image

And I smiled to myself and thought: image

*UPDATE: This post has gotten more likes/reblogs than anything I have ever posted on this Tumblr. Fellow nerds, I genuinely adore you. DFTBA.

vvalrusegg:

I’m in love
meme4u:

IT’S A MATCH

(Source: tindersfinestbachelors)

Me: If you went on a blind date with a girl that you saw pictures of before and you thought she was skinny and pretty, but when you meet, she is obese, would you walk out on the date?
Brother: No. Unless she turns out to be obnoxious after I get to know her.
Me: Why not though? You won't be attracted to her.
Brother: So? Am I attracted to males when I sit to eat with them?
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